onikalodeon:

can we talk about Nicki Minaj’s twitter location image

  1. horoscope: you breathe on a daily basis
  2. me: omg that is so me how did they do that

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

magikarp:

we’re in mexico and my brother said he can’t read the clock because he cant speak spanish

zayncangetsome:

"met zayn this morning waiting for the girls !!! He remembered my drawing that he kept ! he was really sweet xx

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

  1. zayn: [exists]
  2. me: thank you